At the pub yesterday: I am nursing my glass of Belgian beer, Latin rap (yes, it exists) is playing in the background.
Caucasian male sitting next to me, to the bar tender: “Whats this music? its kind of offensive, don’t you have The Rolling Stones or something?”
Bartender: “I’m sorry but the theme for today is Latin, so I can’t change it”
Caucasian Male: “Hey, I’m Latino, in fact, (points at me) I am more Latino than this guy”.
Me: “I’m from India”.
Caucasian Male: “What’s that?”